A very well made thriller that kept me invigorated untill the shocking ending. The Mist is about a man and his son who go to the local shopping mart to pick up some groceries. Suddenly a man comes running into the mart screaming about “Monsters in the Mist”. A few seconds later a mist falls over the town. A few people think the man is crazy and decide to go outside, only one returns, covered in blood. This is the best Horror movie I have ever seen Watch it? If you can stomach some gore and swearing. I give this a 85/100. Not suggested for kids under 14.
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A truly unique horror flim that was creepy as well as funny. It is about a Clown who murders people in a town called Derry. After a kids brother is killed by the clown pennywise a group of kids go to It’s lair to kill him, they belive It is dead untill, 30 years later, Murders start happining again in Derry, and they must unite to kill pennywise once and for all. Watch it? The big problem with It is that its a staggering 3 hours long, there could have been quite a few scenes editied out, despite a stupid ending and a few qwriks thast didnt add up, but a very good plot makes It worth watching. I give this a 75/100. Not suggested for kids under 12.
Tb is in my top 5 favorite comedy. Tb is about a lovable clutz who inherits a car company. The company is going under due to debt, so Tommy has to go on a cross-country trip with his enemy richard to sell their products. The movie doesnt have a scene where you dont laugh, and Chris Farley and David Spade deserved Oscars for these roles. Watch it? if you dont watch tommy boy, why watch any old movies? I give this 80/100.
BS may have the same 2 actors as Tommy boy, but it dosnt have its laughs. BS is about a man running for president, but his brother keeps messing things up. Watch it? No, Tommy boy is classic, and BS is BS. I give this a 35/100.
My personal least favorite out of all the Stephen king’s I have seen lately, Cujo is about A regular dog who gets rabies from a bat. He goes rabid and trapes a mom and son in a car. There were some good, jumpy scenes, but most of it was quite dull. Watch it? There wasnt even any action untill the last half hour, even though the movie is only 90 minnutes long. I give this a 45/100.
Forget Young Frankenstein and spaceballs, RHMT is the Funniest Mel brooks film. This, like all Mel Brooks movies, makes fun of mostly everything of that time period, but a lot of the jokes revolve around Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. If you Want to Watch this movie, you have to watch Prince of Thieves first to get 60 percent of the jokes. This movie is about Robin hood Braking out of jail with a Morgan Freeman look-alike, he then goes to his castle to find its been repoed, he then finds his old blind friend blinkon, and they got to get his castle back by defeating the sheriff of Rottingham. Watch it? Yes, Watch Prince of Thevies first, but this is a must see comedy. I give this a 75/100. Not suggested for kids under 14 due to coarse jesting.
A very old horror movie that is outrageously zany. KKOS is about a spaceship coming to earth with quite evil intentions. I wouldnt say this movie is quite scary, it has some lol moments, but it has an overall creepy tone. If you know me, I hate clowns, and this movie didnt help. Watch it? Yes, a old movie thats so cheesy you will love it. I give this a 60/100. Not suggested for kids under 11 due to gore and dead bodies.
This is a movie that didnt make it to theaters, but still was pretty interesting, even though it seemed like Eagle Eye 2. EC is about a man that receives a text message saying he should not get on a plane, he doesnt, and the plane crashes, he then gets a text telling him to go to slot machine 13, he does, and wins jackpot. This goes on for a while, untill the police arrest him for cheating and a big investigation. It was interesting, but the answer was a bit stupid. Watch it? Watch Eagle Eye, not a worse look-alike. I give this a 55/100. Not suggested for kids under 13.
A very old horror movie that started the zombie craze. This movie was much creepier then i thought it would be. Probably my favorite out of all the old horror movies ive watched lately. NLD is about something happening making everyone that was previously dead, come alive and devour everybody alive. It was cheesy, but it was scary, and made you get goosebumps when the zombies are braking in the house. Watch it? Yes, good horror movie for teens not ready for Movies like Saw or New zombie movies. I give this a 70/100. Not suggested for kids under 14, due to quite a lot of gore, even if its more toned down then now a days.
A movie that is pretty dull untill the final 10 minutes. This movie is about a town built on an old scared burial ground, the ghosts get pissed and get revenge by stealing a family’s little daughter. The movie is kinda dull, some of the paranormal stuff that happens is cool, but it never really got creepy. In fact, the movie doesnt even get good untill after you think the movies done, then suddenly a kid gets attacked by the scariest clown/doll ever and dead people start popping out of the ground. Watch it? A good horror movie for kids just getting into scary movies, but not for older kids. I give this a 45/100. Not suggested for kids under 10 due to the Clown/doll and a man ripping his face off in a dream.
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