Archive for January 31st, 2011

31
Jan
11

Saw 3

Saw 3 was quite diffrent then the first two in the series, but also better in some ways and worse in others. Saw 3 follows the story of a man saddened by the death of his son. Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) decides to put him through some tests and make him value his life and, ultimately, forgive the man that killed his son. I found the plot fair, untill the final 15 minutes, then everything exploded into greatness and really heightened the experience for me. Watch it? Yes, the movie had some much better acting then the first two, but also lacked the barebones production values I enjoyed from the first two. I give this a 7.0/10. Not suggested for kids under 14.

31
Jan
11

Waynes world

WW is a surprisingly boring comedy that really disappointed me. WW is about two guys (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey) who do a late night cable access show. They get recognised by a bigshot videogame arcade owner who sponsors them. Watch it? No, Despite many of my friends giving much praise to this movie, I found it bland and only redeeming quality, Mike Myers and a brief cameo by Chris Farley. I give this a 6.0/10.

31
Jan
11

Resident Evil: Afterlife

REA is a good action movie with a decent story. REA is about a girl named Alice (Mila Johovich) who is one of the few remaining people on earth after an evil company called umbrella released a virus that turned most people into zombies. She tries to locate a saposed “safe zone” in Alaska but runs into trouble once she gets there. Watch it? Yes, I liked it and I havent even seen any of the others in the series, this movie got me interested. I give this a 7.0/10. Not suggested for kids under 14.

31
Jan
11

Harry Potter and the deathly hollows: pt 1

HPTDH was a dissapointing movie to one of my favorite books. HPTDH is about Harry (Daniel Radcliff) Ron and Hermoine leaving hogwarts and going on there qwest to find the remaining horcrux’s. Beacuse they split the movie into two parts, the film seemed drawn out and had some obvious pacing problems. Watch it? Yes. Although this is a negative review, the series has its top marks from me, this was just a weaker entry then others. I give this a 7.0/10.

31
Jan
11

Bless the child

BTC is a horrible horror movie that has only one thing going for it, its funny, but not even inntentionaly. BTC is about a lady who has a daughter who is the only person that can save us from some unknown evil. Watch it? No, The plot sucked the acting was bad, and the effects were even worse, they looked like 1980 graphics. I give this a 4.0/10. The gore is so fake that I think most people can see it, not that they should.

31
Jan
11

Dodgeball

Dodgeball is a very middling comedy despite having an All-star cast. Dodgeball is about a guy (Vince Vaughn) who owns a small gym called “average joe’s”. The bank wants to close average joe’s because he isn’t paying the rent, so he decides to try to raise enough money, with a little help from his friends. Watch it? No. It was pretty dumb and didn’t make me laugh all that much. I give this a 5.5/10. Not suggested for kids under 12.




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