18
Apr
11

Buried

Buried is a claustrophobic thriller that was intense, but not much else. Buried is about a guy named paul (Ryan Reynolds) who wakes up in a coffin with no idea how he got there. The rest of the movie unfolds with him basically freaking out and calling people for help. Watch it? I didn’t really love this one, it seemed like not much happened (Granted the film was shot in a 6by4 coffin). I give this a 5.0/10.

18
Apr
11

Scott pilgrim vs the world

SPVTW is one of the most creative, visually stunning, quirky, and altogether awesome, movies ive ever seen. SPVTW is about a dude named Scott (Micheal Cera) who falls in love with the girl of his dreams named Ramona (Mary Winsted). But there’s a catch, Ramona has seven evil exses who Scott must defeat before him and Ramona can be together. Watch it? I actually watched this movie on my birthday.. and it was probably the highlight of the day, can’t think of many better to spend a couple of hours. I give this 8.5/10.

18
Apr
11

Lottery Ticket

LT is a good comedy that really isn’t special but has enough acting behind it to be enjoyable. LT is about a young man (Bow-Wow) who wins the lottery. His blabber mouth grandma tells the neighbor hood gossip and pretty soon the whole town knows he has a ticket in his possession. When he tries to turn it in he learns that the office is closed for labor day and he has to wait three days untill he can cash it in. Some punks decide to steal the ticket and Bow-wow has to try to get it back. Watch it? It was a good comedy with a great message, worth your time. I give this a 6.5/10.

18
Apr
11

Blade Runner

Note: Sorry I havent been on for nearly 3 months!!! school has been insane, im on a break right now so ill be trying to catch up :).

Blade Runner is supposedly one of the best sci-fi movies ever, but i guess it’s also one of the most overrated ones two. BR is about, in the future, there are cyborg people called replicants who only live for a few years then die. They do the dirty jobs humans don’t want to do, but when one of them escapes, there are special cops called Blade Runner’s to track em down. When a group of reps escape from mars and fly to earth the police call in the best Blade Runner who ever lived (Harrison Ford). Watch it? A classic? More like an average movie with very little to keep it interesting. I give this a 6.0/10. I will no longer be posting my suggestions for what ages should watch because it differs too much by who the kid is.

31
Jan
11

Saw 3

Saw 3 was quite diffrent then the first two in the series, but also better in some ways and worse in others. Saw 3 follows the story of a man saddened by the death of his son. Jigsaw (Tobin Bell) decides to put him through some tests and make him value his life and, ultimately, forgive the man that killed his son. I found the plot fair, untill the final 15 minutes, then everything exploded into greatness and really heightened the experience for me. Watch it? Yes, the movie had some much better acting then the first two, but also lacked the barebones production values I enjoyed from the first two. I give this a 7.0/10. Not suggested for kids under 14.

31
Jan
11

Waynes world

WW is a surprisingly boring comedy that really disappointed me. WW is about two guys (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey) who do a late night cable access show. They get recognised by a bigshot videogame arcade owner who sponsors them. Watch it? No, Despite many of my friends giving much praise to this movie, I found it bland and only redeeming quality, Mike Myers and a brief cameo by Chris Farley. I give this a 6.0/10.

31
Jan
11

Resident Evil: Afterlife

REA is a good action movie with a decent story. REA is about a girl named Alice (Mila Johovich) who is one of the few remaining people on earth after an evil company called umbrella released a virus that turned most people into zombies. She tries to locate a saposed “safe zone” in Alaska but runs into trouble once she gets there. Watch it? Yes, I liked it and I havent even seen any of the others in the series, this movie got me interested. I give this a 7.0/10. Not suggested for kids under 14.

31
Jan
11

Harry Potter and the deathly hollows: pt 1

HPTDH was a dissapointing movie to one of my favorite books. HPTDH is about Harry (Daniel Radcliff) Ron and Hermoine leaving hogwarts and going on there qwest to find the remaining horcrux’s. Beacuse they split the movie into two parts, the film seemed drawn out and had some obvious pacing problems. Watch it? Yes. Although this is a negative review, the series has its top marks from me, this was just a weaker entry then others. I give this a 7.0/10.

31
Jan
11

Bless the child

BTC is a horrible horror movie that has only one thing going for it, its funny, but not even inntentionaly. BTC is about a lady who has a daughter who is the only person that can save us from some unknown evil. Watch it? No, The plot sucked the acting was bad, and the effects were even worse, they looked like 1980 graphics. I give this a 4.0/10. The gore is so fake that I think most people can see it, not that they should.

31
Jan
11

Dodgeball

Dodgeball is a very middling comedy despite having an All-star cast. Dodgeball is about a guy (Vince Vaughn) who owns a small gym called “average joe’s”. The bank wants to close average joe’s because he isn’t paying the rent, so he decides to try to raise enough money, with a little help from his friends. Watch it? No. It was pretty dumb and didn’t make me laugh all that much. I give this a 5.5/10. Not suggested for kids under 12.




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